"They say possession is nine-tenths of the law, you know. Luckily for you, I'm Chaotic. Frankly, I don't give a +2 Lamb's Tail of Shaking about most of these books... but just letting them go would be bad for my reputation.

"Also Redcloak will probably whine," he added with a glance back out the hallway. "So that being the case, do you want to handle this the epic battle way, or the way where you trade me something in exchange and we both go on our way cackling about what a fool the other person is, despite the fact that value is relative?"